How to Make a Tomato Sandwich

Here in the Mid-South, we make three popular summer sandwiches with raw vegetables.

One is the cucumber sandwich, served on pretty little trays aside ewers of lemonade, iced tea, or gin and tonics on tables topped with linen adorned with silver, eaten by ladies smelling of lavender sachet and confirmed bachelors in pastel seersucker suits. Diametrically opposite of this delicate denizen of elegant afternoon gatherings is the sweet onion sandwich, gnawed a upon with audible gusto over kitchen sinks and washed down with Miller or PBR by the likes of ATV enthusiasts and sports columnists.

Then we have the tomato sandwich. Egalitarian, comfortable in any company, this summer staple of Dixie is found on the table just about any time of the day. For me, a good home-grown tomato sandwich is how a summer afternoon on the front porch ought to taste. The essential components are bread, sliced tomatoes and mayonnaise. The bread soft wheat or white; for the savor of memory, Wonder Bread. The tomatoes should be the best your particular part of the world has to offer. The mayonnaise (Blue Plate) should be slathered on the tomatoes as well as the bread, ensuring even moistness. Season with salt and plenty of black pepper.

Adding bacon elevates the tomato sandwich from a mere concoction to poetry, but Joan Hess and I both agree that lettuce is totally superfluous and moreover annoying.

Quick Summer Pickles

Slice or cube young cucumbers, squash, or green tomatoes. Pack into jars. Mix water and vinegar 2:1 with a tablespoon each salt and sugar per cup of liquid. A little garlic is a nice touch. Heat and stir until dissolved, cool, and pour over vegetables, with enough liquid to cover. Seal and shake a time or two. Refrigerate overnight before serving.