Yes, dear hearts, gluttony is a mortal sin, and is–along with the other six, I hasten to assure you–rampant in Mississippi. Incredulous as it may seem, you’ll find “low-cal” versions of this recipe, as if adulterating transgressions might mitigate the inevitable consequences. Heresy runs amok.
Blend well a cup of sour cream with 8 oz. softened cream cheese, add 2 cups grated sharp cheddar, a half cup each chopped ham, green onion, chopped mild chilies. Spoon into a toasted bread bowl, tent with aluminum foil, and bake at 350 until crusty, forty minutes or so.


