Pudding Bananas

Listen to Jesse. When you make banana pudding, you must use ripe bananas. If the fruit has even the merest tinge of green on the ribs, it will be firm and bitter, which is not what you want.

If you find ripe bananas in the grocery, they’ll be severely marked down; I think the public has been conditioned by years of buying green bananas that any banana with a dark spot is spurned. So most often, you have to buy them a bit green. Fortunately, bananas are climacteric, ripening after picking. My daddy, who was stationed in the Pacific during WWII, knew quite well how a ripe banana tasted, and put bunches on top of the refrigerator–where as an added plus his children couldn’t reach them–to ripen.

Put green grocery bananas in a paper sack–plastic doesn’t let the fruit breathe–and give it a good twist to keep out fruit flies. In two or three days, when the fruit is soft and aromatic you’re ready to make banana pudding. Or banana pound cake. Or peel and eat.

Banana Pudding Cookies

For best flavor, you must use bananas that are soft, aromatic, and with a light freckling. The vanilla wafers should just be broken up into small pieces, not reduced to crumbs. Some people top these with whipped cream and a banana slice, but that makes them soggy.

1/2 cup softened butter
1 cup cane sugar
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1 ripe banana mashed
1 package banana cream instant pudding mix
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
2 1/2 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup white chocolate chips
1 cup smashed vanilla wafers

Preheat oven to 350, and line baking pans with lightly oiled parchment paper. Combine flour and baking soda, then set aside. Cream butter and sugar thoroughly, add the banana, pudding mix, and eggs. Mix until smooth and slowly stir in the dry ingredients, then blend in the chips and wafers. Use about a tablespoon of dough for each cookie. Bake until lightly browned, about ten minutes.

Mississippi’s Top Twelve Recipes

The first time I submitted a Mississippi top twelve, it was like throwing a June bug down in a flock of chickens. The pot roast was devastated by a barrage of loyalists who maintained it’s “just got Yankee written all over it.” The red velvet cake was accused, convicted, and shot for being a Waldorf recipe, and the pecan pie was mined by a sweet potato. I substituted pound cake for red velvet and sweet potato pie for pecan. The roast lost to stewed greens–which damn near lost out to limas. Here’s the treaty, but rumor has it the pecan pie faction plans a fifth column action out of Belzoni.