Crystal Wings

Disjoint wings, and unless you’re a compulsive chicken stock person (I used to be one; trust me: get therapy) discard tips. Pat dry and deep-fry until lightly browned, toss with sloshes of Crystal Hot Sauce and dashes of granulated garlic. Bake on a rack in a moderate (300) oven until lightly crisp. These refrigerate well, but do not freeze.