According to my buddy Ernest from Yazoo City who keeps up with such things, crypto-hominoid sightings are rising in Mississippi.
These creatures have been seen as far north as Winona and as far south as Pelahatchie, where an adult male was seen trying to steal a dish antenna and a tackle box. Most sightings are either very late at night or in the wee hours of the morning, but Ernest claims he has a vid of one raiding a Frito-Lay van in Greenwood in broad daylight. I haven’t seen it, but he says it looks like a bald orangutan in a Saints jersey throwing confetti.
These creatures deserve our respect and compassion; let’s not endanger them by alerting game wardens or other such official enforcement. We should instead support their presence in this world we share. Me, I keep a six-pack of Bud Light on the back porch in case a thirsty one comes by. But I wouldn’t have them in the house.